custom poems for any occasion
No really, ANY occasion. Baptism? Eulogy? 40th birthday? Wedding present? 60th anniversary? Leaving do?
Gift a memory that will last a lifetime with a personalised poem.
I write poems on the full scale from sweet to scathing and everything in between. But nothing twee, saccharine or boring. Ever. Life is too short to fill it with empty words.
Time to tell people what they really mean to you.
The perfect speech*
Want to roast your best friend but know you have to sit back down next to their new mother-in-law?
Want to nail that perfect balance between funny, scathing and beautiful?
Want to convey all the love you have for this dysfunctional, messy, ‘can’t believe they’re finally getting married’ person who’s seen the best and worst of you (and vice versa)? No idea where to start? Or how to fit it all in, in five minutes?
Let me help you write “the best speech I’ve ever heard”.
*For any kind of wedding coupling, throupling, leaving do, birthday, ‘I just really love them’ - if you need to give any speech and are bored of the usual platitudes, I will craft the perfect words to show the person you’re celebrating, how wonderful, complex, sexy, raw, beautiful and human they really are.
can you make it… x-rated?
Oh yes, yes I can.
Nothing shocks me. I will find the words to convey just what your recipient’s kinks, desires and needs mean to you.
Life is messy, and raw, and sexy. Let’s celebrate that.
Want to swear? F**k it, me too.*
Want to tell someone how much you hated them? I’ll help you find the words.
*Websites are boring - no censorship in the final product, I promise.
who are you?
who are you?
Me? I’m Frances. A writer, originally from Wales, who now lives in London. Most bespoke poetry is so boring but life is not. Life is rich and wonderful and compelling, the words we use should reflect that. So I’m on a mission to make things more interesting.
I love to write, and I’m so proud that others have trusted me to help them express how they feel! Don’t just take my word for it - check out what others say about me.